the lady in the fur coat

i have to tell u a nice anecdote. this morning there was in my waiting room a very imposing lady dressed in redfox - a stylish fur coat - indeed a very handsome appearance. she complainted about a progressive itching eruption on the inner side of her arms and legs. she showed to me, withstanding some scruples and she asked me for a suitable cream to cool off. i replied her, that i had to inspect first her lovable behind before i could make the diagnosis with certainty. sure enough i got a red hed, when she lifted her fur coat up- and her laced slip downwards in a pert way, meanwhile looking backwards naughty. there can be no two ways about it, that i got a pride pale and blushed. she offered in a simple way her hand by putting it on my fly for unzipping and to relief the tension. when she saw the tube, who had to rub her with ointment, she shouted hi and she squeezed for a moment the tube at the basis and when she acquired a taste for it, she layed down with her belly on the saddle of the bicycle-ergometer with her delicate nude bum backwards in an inviting way in the same time with her hands on the handle bar conducting her derrière. i pushed slowly my tube inside her gallipot, in the beginning with some labor but after a while running steady and smoothly. she shouted hi again, nice to meet u and after she was sure that she had emptied the tube with the ointment totally at its end she said: i believe that the therapy was successful, doctor, it is itching no more. what is the all-in cost doctor? for u dear 100 € and put that amount in our housekeeping money ;)