the land of orf

this is the unbelievable fairytale of the land of orf, where no real king ruled, but the sadistic master, who we shall name great smorf (sadistic master of orf). he was the master of the winds – every kind of wind – from borealis, the wind of the north, that brought coolness after the summer, orientalis the wind of the east, that takes the seeds in the spring and fertilized the great barren plains, needed to feed the plants, the fruits and the grains in the summer, notus the wind of the south, that let swell the waves of the rivers and zephyr the wind of the west, that brings rain for feeding the land with vegetations and crops. the land was inhabitated by people with the name of smorfies, because most of them lived in the plains of drassy swamps, where here and there wells bubbles up from the soil with odors, that were feed by the particular and personal winds of the great stinky smorf. it is sure that in those winds were aromatics, that we could compare with the spheromones in that sense, that they stay dependent from the great smorf as long as they inhale that smorfic wind and therefore they were called smorfies. it is not certain if the great smorf was in the past the pupil of the magician rinzwind.

and because the life was regulated in the land of orf by the great smorf, and he for sure had the land under his control with his terror, he declared war once per year and combat with his smorfies to import fresh blood from elsewhere and also for some distraction. in the neighbour land flandriak lived the lovely princess ghanna, daughter of king lheuto, who ruled in peace over flandriak. and so it happens that the great smorf her captured in a cunning way, when she and her train resided in her country-house, that was located in the neighborhood of the land of orf and he submitted her and she came under his power. and because he was the master of all winds, she goes around drugged by the winds to serve her master. king lheuto was shocked and angry and puzzled his head of how he could set free his lovely daughter ghanna. the military service was declared again and he promised a big som of money to the one, who could saved her from the great ugly smorf.

by incident it was that there lived in the mountains of the land of orf and at the border of flandriak a man with the name of ghondrik. from origin he came from the land of nederbaaf east of the land of orf. he was a gay bold man with sense for adventure and he was touched by the fate of the smorfies. in the mountains there were less wells, so there were also less smorfies and the people that lived overthere were called the freesmorfies and the lived free and far from the capital smorfstock. ghondrik heared by the heraut of king lheuto that the king offered a lot of money for the liberation of his lovely daughter ghanna. and because the land of nederbaaf was neighbouring the land of flandriak, ghondrik knew already the lovely ghanna frome the statevisits in the past and he remembered her that she was at that time already a desirable princess, very handsome and well educated. her royal robe was stiched with brockade, that they called brockanje because the shining color.

on the other side of the mountains there lived people free of the influence of the smorfic winds and the were called gnurks. they were little strong tough earthman and they were called gnurks because they looked gnurks and made some small sounds like gnurk. still they had a good character and lived from the trade with the freesmorfies and together they had an anti-smorf-pact because they had learned from the past. they lived in hollow trees and earthgalleries and they could transport themselves with great velocity above and under the ground. if they ever met the hobbits of gandalf, who knows. the freesmorfies on the contrary were cave people and they lived from hunting and fishing. they had a particular talent: the had an enormous sharp vision and could see over long distances, that was a great advantage for them. as such they had seen ghondrik coming from far but also that he had no evil intentions and so it was that ghondrik has joined the freesmorfies for resting in reflexion and starting new adventures.

so it happens that he made a plan to set free the lovely princess ghanna from the netherwinds of the mean smorf and to take her back in great triumph to her father lheuto, king of flandrak. the choice between a big sum of money or the dowry seems not to difficult for him, because if he would marry her, he would be king of flandriak after some time and by the way we know that money doesn’t make really happy and for sure if you have already enough money. and what most people didn’t know was that ghondrik was the son of king baafdrik of nederbaaf, east of the land of orf.

the plan of ghondrik was as follows. his father baafdrik, king of nederbaaf, should execute a sham attack in the east on the land of orf, so the great smorf would mobilize the major part of the obedient smorfies in the east. ghondrik himself would with assistance of the freesmorfies and the gnurks set direction to the capital smorfstock, where princess ghanna was captured in one of the cellars of the castle of the mean smorf, who should be on the east-front at that time to command his stuffy smorfies.

and to diminish the influence of the great stinking smorf and his smorfic winds, that evapourated from the wells, ghondrik found out the following tactics: the freesmorfies had to localize the wells with their sharp vision so that the gnurks could interfere with the bubbling up vapours of the wells by adding swamp gaz to it so that this mix became inflammable and could be set in fire. the smorfies, who were leaved behind form logistic point of view or because they were to old to fight, wouldn’t inhale the toxic damps anymore so that their minds were set free and they could join the army of ghondrik. in that manner the advancing army would grow exponentional and against the time that they would reach smorfstock massive so the resistance of the few elite troups of the smorf would be broken fast and princess ghanna could be set free from the dusty cellars of the smorfcastle. and so it happens and all goes according plan.

princess ghanna was set free en brought back to her father lheuto, king of flandriak by the adventurous prins ghondrik of nederbaaf and there was a story that princess ghanna herself was prepared to pay a big sum of money, if ghondrik would take her as his wife. you see now how right-minded this daughter was and how she looks like her father qua character.

at last the mean ugly stinky smorf was beaten at the eastfront by the arny of the nederbaafs, the freesmorfies and the gnurks. for punishment he was filled up with swamp gas and set in fire by a torch so he explode with a big bang. it was seen in a wide distance if it was a firework to honnor the marriage between ghanna and ghondrik. flandriaks, nederbaafs, freesmorfies and gnurks were invited for celebrating the wedding, that by decrete was set for seven days. everyone was happy and lived in peace and as foretold became ghondrik also the king of flandriak, when king lheuto ceased from old age.